Need to
survive on Mars?
Try the NEW
Dollar Safety Mask:
2089!
With your dog?
It's easy!
First, clip one of these Mars clips onto each person (or animal) that needs protection!
Then, put on this special Mars cape!
Finally, put on the mask, which looks like this from the back, 
and the heat from your body will work with the copper conductors and lunar panels
to create a forcefield around you and your pet!
Stay safe!